Как откосить от армии в Швейцарии:
1) Говоришь, что веган.
2) Отказываешься носить кожаную обувь
3) ...
4) PROFIT
5) Платишь армейский налог до тридцати лет.
http://www.thelocal.ch/20160126/vegan-recruit-declared-unfit-for-swiss-army-service

The Swiss banned kosher slaughter in 1893 after a plebicite so that a law requiring stunning prior to blood letting (exsanguination), which by definition excludes Jewish and Muslim religious slaughter methods, was included in the Swiss Constitution. The plebicite had been preceded by a long anti-Semitic campaign, in which Jews were supported by Catholics, who had suffered under Otto von Bismark in his anti-Catholic Kulturkampf. Catholic priests gave sermons encouraging their parishoners to vote against the effective ban, and the results of the referendum showed that French-speaking Cantons had voted against the ban, but German-speaking Protestant cantons that had voted for the ban.
There was a backlash against a proposal to lift the ban in 2002. "In 2002, when the Swiss government attempted to lift the century-old ban, animal rights activists, political groups (on the left and the right), and unaffiliated citizens expressed strong opposition. They called shechita practice a "barbaric" and "sanguinary", an "archaic tradition from the time of the ghettos", and asked Jews to either **become vegetarian or leave the country."

Далее они хотят запретить уже и импорт,

The Swiss Animal Association called for a referendum on banning kosher imports. Christopher Blocher, a cabinet minister for the Swiss People's Party, has supported calls to ban the import of kosher and halal meat.
Christopher Blocher, a cabinet minister for the **Swiss People's Party, has supported calls to ban the import of kosher and halal meat. "A recent survey showed more than three-quarters of the population said they would like to see their government ban even the import of kosher meat. Erwin Kessler, president of Verein gegen Tierfabrik (Association against animal factories) who has several convictions for racial offenses, including the comparison of Jewish ritual slaughter of animals with the Nazi treatment of Jews , has been campaigning vigorously for this. He's 40,000 short of the 100,000 signatures needed to trigger a referendum to completely ban kosher and halal meat entering Switzerland. Kessler has inflamed the controversy by publicly quoting vegetarian and literature Nobel Laureate Isaac Bashevis Singer comparing kosher slaughter to the methods used by Nazis in concentration camps, but denies that his motives are, in fact, anti-semitic."

Пиздец они там ебанулись.

Сегодня у меня вписывался один веган, агитировал за естественность.
Говорил, что хочет переехать в Тунис и жить там на всем самодельном и естественном.

Этот человек приехал на митол-концерт на один день, и при этом взял с собой крем для обуви. А еще он старается избегать рукопожатий и вообще любой грязи.

Интересно, почему Тунис с его естественными и стерильными условиями никак не дождется своего героя?

В дополнение к #3L46BV.

Может, прокрастинация от недостатка МЯСА свойственна только кунам? Потребление мяса как-то положительно влияет на выработку соответствующих гормонов?

Без мясной пищи становлюсь вялым и ничего не хочу делать. Это так и должно же быть?
Стоит навернуть мяса, как это быстро проходит.