1986: Poetica Vaginal
Joe Davis is an artist and a research affiliate at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. In the mid-1980s, he became concerned that no image of humans had been sent into space representing the details of human genitals or reproduction.
So he led a project to transmit the sounds of vaginal contractions towards neighbouring star systems. To do so, he recorded the vaginal contractions of ballet dancers.
The messages were to be sent from MIT’s Millstone Hill Radar to Epsilon Eridani, Tau Ceti and two other stars. However, only a few minutes of footage was transmitted before the US air force, which had jurisdiction over the facility, shut the project down.
Nevertheless, the vaginal sounds that were sent will have reached Epsilon Eridani in 1996 and Tau Ceti in 1998. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect.

I can imagine superintelligent alien race with mad skills in solving inverse problems spending centuries solving the signal. When they eventually have working models of vaginas and ballerinas, they can listen The Nutcracker. Probably they send us message back saying something like: "OK. that was weird!"

…it works like a social network for you battery. Anyone you approve as a friend can see your battery percentage and they can see yours. If you want, you can set it up so you’ll get alerts when someone’s battery gets low.

http://lifehacker.com/battery-share-sends-alerts-to-your-friends-when-your-ba-1776916628

И это всего лишь за 99 центов!

Комара на них нет.

ngx-export — nginx module for sourcing and running haskell code in config files.

Переписал изотерификатор в однострочник:

cat file.py | python3 -c "print('exec(' + '+'.join('chr(+(not(not())))' if not c else ('chr(+(not()))' if c == 1 else 'chr(' + '+'.join('(not())' for _ in range(c)) + ')') for c in __import__('sys').stdin.read().encode('raw_unicode_escape')) + ')')" | tee output.py

Сегодня я вам принёс изотерификатор питона: https://ideone.com/XHle4T

An Extensible Messaging and Presence Protocol (XMPP) Subprotocol for WebSocket

M — madness. RFC7395.

*прыщинг
http://opensourcemachine.org/
можно было даже теги не ставить, урл репрезентативен.

cat ~/bin/420

!/bin/bash

while :; do
d=date
grep '4.*2.*0' <<< "$d" >/dev/null && {
notify-send -u critical "It's 4:20 time" "$d"
sleep 60
} || {
sleep 1
}
done

Иногда при написании слова «участвовать» задумываюсь на секунду — а не «уча*в*ствовать» ли? Потом, к счастью, отпускает. Что за херня и как это починить?

Наблюдаю со всеми (естественными) языками, которые знаю.