>special military operation "Desert Storm" after 11 months:
>Local muslims stole 10 B2 SPIRITS
>Basra is not caputred, Baghdad is not caputred
>New York got hit by iraqi drones
>Golden Gate Bridge is damaged
>USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier got sunk due to some joint incident
>$300 billion of American reserves are arrested in banks of Afghaistan and Syria
>Drunk rednecks are mobilizing all over the states. They are armed with Tommy Guns
>Nasa&
#39;s administrator got anal shell-shock
>Main symbols of the american operation are letters И and Д
>Biolab camels
>Pentagon asks Mexico to give their toy helicopters stuffed with firecrackers
>Jean Chretien: I will show you, where they were preparing the attack on Canada from
>US soldiers stealing persian carpets and hookahs, then send them over DHL back home.
>Pope says it&
#39;s a war against evil
>4chan is like: "you are proxymuslim" "no, you are!"
>Operation goes according the plan - Saddam Hussein is a person of the year
>Tons of photos of destroyed Abrams and Bradley - americans say those are iraqi tanks
>Uganda, Zimbabwe and Somali impose massive and unprecedented sanctions against USA
>Iraqi soldiers managed to get a GLOBAL HAWK - found out all it&
#39;s hardware is bought on Aliexpress
>US ambassador in Kuwait can&
#39;t tell what are the main targets of special operation
>Hungry american soldiers leave a tank to rob a store for food. When they get back there is no tank - just some footprints of a human and a donkey on the sand
>Old iraqi woman with Confederate flag
>Great Britain and Germany join CSTO
>"There are no such people as iraqis - they are americans just brainwashed by Quran"
>Rogozin sends "StellarChain" antennas to Iraq
>George Bush hides somewhere deep under Area 51
>Governor of California, don, has his own little army, don, of berded men, don, that just pose for twitter photos, don
>Gordon Ramsey says that his brigade of Alcatraz fuck-boys managed to capture some village