>special military operation "Desert Storm" after 11 months: >Local muslims stole 10 B2 SPIRITS >Basra is not caputred, Baghdad is not caputred >New York got hit by iraqi drones >Golden Gate Bridge is damaged >USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier got sunk due to some joint incident >$300 billion of American reserves are arrested in banks of Afghaistan and Syria >Drunk rednecks are mobilizing all over the states. They are armed with Tommy Guns >Nasa's administrator got anal shell-shock >Main symbols of the american operation are letters И and Д >Biolab camels >Pentagon asks Mexico to give their toy helicopters stuffed with firecrackers >Jean Chretien: I will show you, where they were preparing the attack on Canada from >US soldiers stealing persian carpets and hookahs, then send them over DHL back home. >Pope says it's a war against evil >4chan is like: "you are proxymuslim" "no, you are!" >Operation goes according the plan - Saddam Hussein is a person of the year >Tons of photos of destroyed Abrams and Bradley - americans say those are iraqi tanks >Uganda, Zimbabwe and Somali impose massive and unprecedented sanctions against USA >Iraqi soldiers managed to get a GLOBAL HAWK - found out all it's hardware is bought on Aliexpress >US ambassador in Kuwait can't tell what are the main targets of special operation >Hungry american soldiers leave a tank to rob a store for food. When they get back there is no tank - just some footprints of a human and a donkey on the sand >Old iraqi woman with Confederate flag >Great Britain and Germany join CSTO >"There are no such people as iraqis - they are americans just brainwashed by Quran" >Rogozin sends "StellarChain" antennas to Iraq >George Bush hides somewhere deep under Area 51 >Governor of California, don, has his own little army, don, of berded men, don, that just pose for twitter photos, don >Gordon Ramsey says that his brigade of Alcatraz fuck-boys managed to capture some village