"Our distributed file system doesn't work quite right and performs like crap." "OK, we'll just call it an object store then."

It's ironic but what the unexpected thing was that everything went exactly as we hoped. That never happens.

http://www.npr.org/2015/07/04/418079713/millions-of-mummified-dogs-found-in-ancient-egyptian-catacombs уау

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She is the youngest model ever to appear in a Playboy nude pictorial, since she was featured at age 11 in the October 1976 issue of the Italian edition of the magazine in a set by Bourboulon. Another of her nude pictorials, in the November 1978 issue of the Spanish edition of Penthouse, was a selection of her mother's photographs. She made also the cover page of Der Spiegel.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Ionesco

I take it you have never seen the demonic glow in the eyes of a compiler implementer when thinking of all the code that can be broken^W^W^W^W^W optimizations that are enabled by relying on undefined behavior for signed integer overflow?