Nobody ever talks about the libertarians' pain. We get to hear about murder and death and violence each day but when was the last time a tear was shed for a wallet? Where are the candlelight vigils for my bank account? Where are the PSAs warning others NOT TO RAPE MY MONEY?
Just as rapists cause rape, rapists cause taxes. The entire world is indulging in victim blaming: oh you need to take care of those on whose shoulders you achieved success, with all your millions you're just asking to be taxed.
Why is it my responsibility? Why is it not the responsibility of those who rape my wallet? You know what the problem is? Tax culture.
We've come to accept taxation as the standard. That's just how oppressed we libertarians are. Money has become an object and with it the people who have it. They are objectifying us, we've been reduced to ATMs. They take from us what they want, they don't care about our feelings. Maybe I just don't want to pay for hospitals and streets? Maybe I just don't want your children to be educated? No means no. Learn to respect my wallet.
But in our toxic tax culture, the worth of a man and his wallet is nonexistent. And our pain goes undocumented. This is why I'm starting a new protest movement: RichWalk. All the rich people, who have been marginalized in the public view, should drape themselves in $100 bills and walk proudly through the streets, laughing at the subhuman scum that lust after their money. Remember: it's our money. And nobody can take it away from us!