So you think you're unprivileged, uhm? Let me tell you a story about privilege so bizarre you'll think I'm lying.

be me
mother was a homeless that died at birth. She had no known relatives so I ended up in an orphanage
be 4 yo, depressive and bullied by other boys
my only friend was a girl my age
since other boys bullied me and took all toys, I could only play with my friend with girls toys
get called fag a lot, too young to know what it means
began to like girl even more. She seems to feel the same
time passes

being an orphanage, strange people come sometimes to take a look at the kids
this skinny lady with short hair starts showing up
See her looking at me and my friend playing
One day, she comes to me and gives me candy
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She asks me if I like playing with dolls.
Answer yes because never played with anything else
She smiles and talks about random things
be one week later
I notice some of the guys who bully me start talking to my friend.
jealous as hell
decide to tell her how I feel
next day
muster all courage I can get
go out to find girl
turns out she had a medical appointment and is out

wait by door until she gets back
door opens
its the short haired lady
she smiles at me and asks me to come with her to the director's office
they tell me I've been adopted and she's my new mom
they give me my stuff (that was just some clothes, anyway) and we leave
never see girl again
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New mom takes me to the mall
We shop for new clothes
Don't know exactly what's happening, but its good to be treated well
Go home in new clothes to meet new family
She introduces me to another lady who looks very ladylike
"Hi anon, I'm your other mom!"
wait what?
They're a lesbian couple, but too young to understand
They make lots of money so I now have three older siblings - all adopted: one boy, one girl and one who I later found out was a boy also

Life goes on as normal - or at least, as I tought was normal
Start going to school.
Meet other kids, still too depressed to make friends
After school, moms would take us to "special classes" with them, where we would learn the Wonders of Feminism (not what they called it, I'm being ironic)
Sometimes they cuddle with me, like a normal family.
Moms also talk about our future, like how I'll grow up and get a pretty boyfriend sometime
"B-but, I'm a boy!"
"I know, I know"
Time passes
Start talking to this guy in class
Become closer
One day he invites me to go to his home to play videogames
Be confused as fuck because gay agenda at home
Go either way
We play all day and talk about lots of shits
He and I become true bros

Thanks to him, my social life improves
Make other friends, turns out I'm a cool guy
My first friend is still my BRO, tough
Be like 12
We hang out a lot, play videogame and talk about girls
Find out about pornography
We get some porn movies and watch them togheter
"Wow, so that's how its done"
Gay agenda starts weighting. Feels like doing something wrong, VERY wrong
Meet girl in class. We start getting close.
Long story short, we kiss
Feels good but wrong
Decide I like girls after all
Go home to tell moms
Open the door
No dinosaur, sorry

Moms get REALLY upset with me
Don't know what they did wrong
Find out they adopted kids to teach them what I called The Way of The Gay
By the way, my older brother, by this time, was an out-of-the-closet faggot
My sister was a lesbian butch
My other brother was starting HRT to become a trans-mega-non-cis-whatever gender
Anyway, get grounded
Can't see my friends and my BRO anymore
Have extra home classes about the superior womyn gender, how men are evil and all that stuff you read on related threads

As time passes, they seem to accept my cis-heterossexual way of life
Dinners still awkward
No one misses a chance to imply I'm wrong
Three years pass
Things slowly get better
Still feel bad at home, so I try to hang out more
Friends introduces me to weed, alcohol and stuff
Get on heterossexual rebel phase
Its one of my moms birthday
Forgot all about it
Other mom and siblings made this HUGE feminazi party with mom's gay friends, non-gay friends and stuff like that
Not invited
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Call entire family other day, furious as hell
Being educated in feminazi literature, know ALL about oppression
Accuse them of being oppressive and sexist and stuff
Make really argumentative speech
Everyone laughts
"You are an heterosexual male. You can't be sexist"
mfw