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A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to  the University on foot every  day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.  "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends asked.  "It's a thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman  girl I've been tutoring. Yesterday she called me  and told that she had passed her math final and  wanted to drop by to thank me in person. She arrived at my  place on her bicycle. When  I had let her in, she  took all her clothes off, smiled  at me, and said:You can get from me whatever you desire!'"  One of his friends remarks: "You made a really smart  choice when you took the bicycle."  "Yeah", another friend adds, "just imagine how silly  you would have looked in a  girl's clothes - and they wouldn't have fit you anyway!"

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