http://market.yandex.ru/product/7704519/reviews?hid=191219&track=tabs лол

http://www.infoq.com/news/2015/03/petabyte-jvms tfw java не тормозит

TIL kia -- дочка hyundai

не бэнвачер https://meduza.io/news/2015/04/03/programmist-iz-kazani-nashel-sposob-udalit-lyuboe-video-s-youtube

I went in for an interview once, where they told me about the product, explained how they use MongoDB for their database, and then explained how building out all the relational DB commands on top of mongo was a total bitch. Then asked me to whiteboard how I would write the JOIN function on top of Mongo, which is what they had to do. I answered their question, but stated my opinions on mongo and asked why they even bothered to use it, because their product aligned so much more with a relational ACID database. The engineering lead guy went red in the face and we debated the decision. Did not get the job.

http://www.bloom-lang.net ле

You want to think of servers like cattle, not pets. If you have a machine in production that performs a specialized function, and you know it by name, and everyone gets sad when it goes down, it’s a pet. Instead you should think of your servers like a herd of cows. What you care about is how many gallons of milk you get. If one day you notice you’re getting less milk than usual, you find out which cows aren’t producing well and replace them.

http://www.the-scientist.com//?articles.view/articleNo/42392/title/Sewage-Bacteria-Linked-to-Obesity/ tfw БИГДАТА

До какого возраста человек можно читать бнвач? С какого момента это уже необратимые изменения в мозгу?

tfw придумал приколюху, загуглил - было. :(

Спалите где можно за час на доб заработать. (не одеск плиз)

@stiletto всё. Помянем.

Сегодня приснилось что я - шерлок холмс, ширяюсь амфетамином и зарабатываю еблей детей на вебку. Обналил последнюю выплату - получилась какая-то огромная сумма, но не успел я порадоваться как пожаловал ватсон с двумя какими-то гопами и пидорнули меня.