Для лэптопов накостыляли уже подобие андроидовских wakelocks? Чтобы изредка поллил наличие новых сообщений и радостно пиликал о них, выходя из полуспячки?

https://status.cloud.google.com/incident/compute/15056#5719570367119360
tldr:

At 09:19 PDT on Thursday 13 August 2015, four successive lightning strikes on the local utilities grid that powers our European datacenter caused a brief loss of power to storage systems which host disk capacity for GCE instances in the europe-west1-b zone.
In a very small fraction of cases (less than 0.000001% of PD space in europe-west1-b), there was permanent data loss.

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http://quellish.tumblr.com/post/126712999812/how-on-earth-the-facebook-ios-application-is-so

Chef is kind of a distributed monkey-patching festival running as root.

https://meduza.io/news/2015/09/09/kadyrov-prigrozil-raspravoy-sudie-i-prokuroru-v-yuzhno-sahalinske kjk