I have been looking for something like this. For. Fucking. Ever
I make decent wage, I'm average looking, I have no desire for a family or the annoyance that comes with "dating". I literally want a human pet I can come home to, snuggle, do lewds to and look after. I would pay for tendies, keep you fed and looked after, Internet, occasional outings, etc.
>tfw no NEETpet