+ampharos | phlk for President of Russia. You need to either wrestle bears or drink enough vodka to use twm.
+ampharos | *plhk for prez
+ampharos | Also, must be a good authoritarian. You can't be loved unless you're like the incarnation of Peter or Uncle Joe. And shirtless photos.
+ampharos | Make Haskell the national language of Russia.
+ampharos | Imagine in textbooks: The main language families of Russia are Slavic, Turkic, Uralic, Mongolic, Eskimo-Aleut, and Functional.
>you can't be loved
>can't be loved
>can't be
;_;