https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/ajp6qs/my_neighbour_kept_parking_in_my_parking_spot/ tldr: >After they did it so much, I decided to collect my poop in a box and in the middle of a night, I took it over to their driveway where they had actually parked their car for once. I then tipped my box of poop out on to the car and smeared it across the windshield, crammed some up the door handles and on the bonnet.