Be 16. be in high school be in home room kid in class is an open atheist landwhale christfag bitch goes up to him "The Bible is the most accurate document on earth, that's a fact" Lolwutsgoingonhere.jpg atheist luls heartily Tells her how much of an idiot she is and that how a recipe on pies is more accurate than her whole religion. christfag rages and yells at him the beast cannot be tamed. wait, is the irritating noise from mosquitoes coming from their wings? I thought they where screaming... "what happens to sperm that don't fertilize the egg? Do they go back in the penis?" "Microwaves alter the DNA of water" So when a guy masturbates he shoots babies into the air? when a guy doesn't hold his cock when he pees, does it just flop around like a fire hose? She's trying to boil water for pasta I notice the stove is on lowest setting Ask her about it "I didn't want the water to burn" Walking with a couple girls around the neighborhood Some of the houses have motion sensor lights, they turn on as we pass by Girl: "Wow, what are the chances of that!" Me: "what?" Girl: "someone always turns on the lights just as we come by!" macs are better than pcs lolol. because pcs are made of code and everyone knows when you change one thing all the code gets messed up. macs are better because they don't use code, they use algorithms did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

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@krkm >did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

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