I sexually identify as a light-weight namespace container. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of providing an semi-isolated execution environment and deploying scalable microservices. People say to me that a person being a container is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install libcontainer, systemd-nspawnd and linux cgroups on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Docker” and respect my right to virtualize from above and virtualize needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a containophobe and need to check your scalability privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.